The Hills was a groundbreaking show for many reasons (Paris, as a city, has never been more relevant). Aside from giving us some truly top-notch drama (and giving Les Deux and The Dime a ton of free press), it gifted our middle school and high school selves some amazing fashion inspiration. Did all of it stand the test of time? Lolololol no. Unless you’re inexplicably into layering several ripped up beanies atop one another and pairing them with your fave Hot Topic leather jacket, in which case, inspiring!
But in the interest of preserving The Hills‘ spot in American fashion history, and in case anyone out there is looking to blow off work/school/[insert responsibility here], behold! Here are 42 memorable and slightly deranged looks from this iconic show. Come for Lauren Conrad’s collection of headbands and The Many Hats of Justin Bobby, and stay for literally everything Heidi Montag ever wore, including some expertly layered spaghetti strapped tank tops.
Also, when you inevitably come to the realization that you would, in fact, wear every single one of these outfits in our year 2022, don’t worry, we’re right there with you. And, as ever, reminder that no one else can feel it for you, only you can let it in, no one else, no one else, can speak the words on your lips, k bye!
When Lauren Wore These Sunglasses
Sunglasses were strictly a hair accessory on this show.
When Heidi Went to School in This Outfit
Betsey Johnson ev–er–y-thing.
*Zooms in on Heidi’s Jeans*
*immediately zooms back out*
When Lauren Was in Her Black Headband Era
That headband should have been given a supporting role credit in the intro.
When Whitney Was Forced to Wear This
Is it even a y2k fashion show if you’re not in the wold’s tiniest denim jacket?
When Audrina Wore These Confusing Pants
Hello, I’d like to report a crime.
When Lauren Wouldn’t Stop Wearing Extra Long Tank Tops
If your spaghetti strap tanks weren’t awkwardly covering your belt loops, what was even the point?!
When Everyone Looked Iconic at Heidi’s Birthday
I credit this exact moment with 2022’s corset resurgence.
When Heidi’s Outfit Caused Huge Drama at Work
If your boss doesn’t let you wear this to work, get a new job tbh!
When Heidi Wore a Tube Top Over a Tank Top
When in doubt, layer every single shirt you own.
When Lauren and Audrina Were Obsessed With Huge Sunglasses
Sunglasses should either be so tiny they don’t work, or so huge they take up most of your face, nothing in-between.
When Audrian Wore This Hat
When Justin Bobby Wore His Sunglasses Like This
Unfortunately, This Was Very Much Not a One-Time Thing
Sunglasses never asked for this.
When Justin Bobby Showed Up for a Date Looking Like This
Honestly, would wear every single thing he has on, next.
And Showed Up at the Airport Looking Like This
Not pictured: his acoustic guitar.
When Heidi Layered Some More Tanks
Queen of layering things!
When Whitney Wore This Jaunty Fedora
The first of many alarming fedora moments, so get ready.
When Hilary Duff Showed Up in This Fit
Choices were made that fated day.
When Justin Bobby Layered Two Beanies
Revolutionary! Hero! Fashion king!
When This Was the Vibe at Lauren’s Halloween Party
Help, why do they look like they’re about to steal my husband?
When Heidi Wore This Sweater That My Grandma Knitted
It’s giving Jessica Simpson in Newlyweds.
When Spencer Entered His Cowboy Phase
It was brief, but it was important.
When Lauren Wore This Cute Polka Dot Headband
Core memory activated: stealing my dad’s polka dot tie to recreate this look.
When Audrian Wore Yet Another Floppy Cap
She simply couldn’t get enough of them!
When Lauren and Whiteny Wandered Around Paris Like This
More like girl who DID, EVENTUALLY, GO TO PARIS.
When Stephanie Showed Up to Class Like This
When Lauren Wore a Baggy Fashion Vest
Scared to admit I am currently wearing something similar.
When Lauren Paired a Knit Beanie with a Tank Top
Deciding whether or not you’re hot or cold can be a lot.
Let’s Not Forget This Beanie!
When Spencer Debuted His Crystal Necklace
No such thing as too many crystals dangling from one’s neck.
When Justin Bobby Wore Many Hats
When Stephanie Looked Exactly Like Season One Lauren
Definitely did a double take.
When Justin Bobby and Audrian Stepped Out Like This
Imagine running into this couple at Les Deux.
When Lauren Refused to Stop Wearing Fedoras
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.
There was simply no stopping this fedora.
When Lauren’s Pearl Necklace Was Dress-Length
Normal size for a necklace, it’s fine!
When Heidi Attempted Winter Fashion
Snow Heidi is my favorite Heidi.
When Spencer Got Into Tye Dye
Welcome to the most iconic moment of all time.
When Spencer Wore This Vest to Propose
Less of a proposal and more of a drunken “let’s get secretly married on vacation” but still. I’d say yes.
When Audrina Wore This Mini Fashion Scarf
Nothing goes better with a tank top than a scarf, nothing!
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